There’s cinema, and then there’s BADASS cinema—movies made by crazy people or designed to make people crazy. Badass Ravi Kumar is the latter, and let’s just say, logic is completely optional here.
Himesh Reshammiya Redefines Bollywood
From the very start, the film tells you: “Logic Optional” in bold letters. If the filmmakers themselves say this, why even try to think? Just leave your brain at home and enjoy the madness on screen.
Himesh Reshammiya has delivered something beyond expectations. His dialogue delivery is unlike anything seen before. Move over SRK, Salman, Hrithik, and Allu Arjun—everyone needs to learn from Himesh bhai!
Every dialogue is poetry in motion, a rhyming punchline that hits harder than Ravi Kumar’s fists. Here are some unforgettable lines from the movie:
- 🦁 “A thorn getting stuck in a lion’s paw doesn’t make the jungle belong to dogs, Jagawar Chaudhary!”
🔥 “Sher ke panje mein kaanta chubh gaya toh iska matlab jungle kutto ka nahi ho gaya, Jagawar Chaudhary!”
- 💉 “You don’t even have enough blood in your body to match what Ravi Kumar spills in a single hit!”
🔥 “Tere sharir mein itna khoon nahi jitna Ravi Kumar ek mukke mein baha deta hai!”
- 👜 “This Laila will turn you into a handbag and sell you in the market!”
🔥 “Yeh Laila tujhe handbag bana ke bazaar mein bech degi!”
- 🐭 “You’re lucky you get to hunt a lion. We’re stuck hunting rats!”
🔥 “Teri kismat acchi hai jo tujhe sher shikar mil raha hai… hum toh yahan choohe maar rahe hain!”
These dialogues feel like they were written after binge-watching every 70s-80s Bollywood action thriller ever made.
Is It a Movie or a Music Album?
It honestly feels like Himesh Reshammiya set out to make a music album but accidentally made a movie instead.
Every 10 minutes, there’s a new song. In some cases, a song starts before the previous one even ends. It’s an unstoppable chain of tracks that turns the movie into a full-fledged concert.
The climax takes this even further—one song after another, back-to-back, non-stop. At some point, you start wondering: Am I watching a film or a live Himesh Reshammiya music fest?
But hey, the film started with “Logic Optional”—so why question it now?
Budget Recovered Without Selling a Single Ticket!
Here’s where things get crazy. This movie recovered its entire ₹20 crore budget before even releasing in theaters.
- ₹4 crore was paid by a foreign government to shoot the film there.
- The remaining ₹16 crore was made from music sales.
This might be the first film in history to make all its money back without relying on box office collections!
Plot? What Plot?
The story starts in a hotel where three people—Laila, Majnu, and Madhubala—are sitting at a table. That same night, Majnu falls off the rooftop and dies. It’s ruled a suicide, case closed.
But is it really? Of course not! There’s something bigger lurking beneath the surface, and to solve this mystery, enters Ravi Kumar—the cop who doesn’t need backup!
And just when you think this is about a murder mystery, BOOM—a queen’s diamond necklace is stolen!
Who did it? None other than Ravi Kumar himself!
The man who once built homes for slum dwellers is now stealing royal jewels? Why? How?
The heist sequence makes Dhoom look like child’s play. The action is over-the-top, and the logic? Well, that was never in the picture to begin with.
A Cast You Won’t Believe!
This movie features:
- The villain from Murder 2
- The villain from Animal
- The villain from Gadar 2
- The cricket coach from M.S. Dhoni
- And even a dancer turned villain!
But guess what? The best performance is given by… a cigarette!
Yes, Ravi Kumar never smokes it, but he can’t live without it either. The anti-smoking message is subtle but effective.
Unmatched VFX & Over-the-Top Action
The VFX in Badass Ravi Kumar is so advanced, even James Cameron wouldn’t have imagined it for Avatar!
If James Bond ever got kidnapped, Ravi Kumar is the guy who’d save him! If you doubt his acting skills, remember this: Leonardo DiCaprio’s Oscar is fake—the real one is on Ravi Kumar’s shelf!
Star Rating? Optional!
Just like the movie’s logic, the star rating is optional. But if you really want to know, here’s how it breaks down:
⭐ +1 star for the music
⭐ +½ star for the creative dialogues
❌ -1 star for making good actors perform badly
❌ -2 stars for forcing Himesh Reshammiya into a romance with a mannequin-like actress
❌ -3 stars for casting Prabhu Deva and NOT giving him a dance face-off
❌ -½ star for the queen’s necklace design—it could have been better!
Final rating: ⭐⭐½ (2.5/5)
Is It Worth Watching?
Yes! But only on one condition: Don’t use your brain!
Take your entire family. Laugh at the dialogues. Enjoy the action. Commit a cinematic sin and then cleanse yourself with a holy bath later!
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